In reality, I know that I'm not going to kill anyone. (Inner klingon is sulking now) But I have come up with a few good ideas as how to proceed. I'll let you know which one I pick.
Homicide(I'd prefer not to end up in jail myself.)
- Kick passing cars, hopefully leaving a dent. (other forms of vandalism are also considered)
- Spit on passing cars. (preferably where the driver can see so it freaks them out)
- Call police. (not that they'll do anything but it's reported)
- Film drivers and record tag numbers of violators and present to police and or local news media. (hmmm...)